@yaz you forgot when he said the government are turning the frogs gay.
From roughly 2004 to 2007, I was a 9/11 Truther. I'm better now thank you. ;) Anyway, during that time I listened to one of the big Truther podcasts that I'm blanking on the title of right now, I just remember the host was from Colorado like I was. During the show, he'd run ads for other podcasts. And one of them was about this guy named Alex Jones. And even then, even at my most conspiracy theorist minded, even THEN, I could tell Alex Jones was nuttier than a Costco-sized box of Snickers bars. One of the worst things to ever happen to this country was that lunatic being allowed to become mainstream.